Cork = sex (?)

I know sex sells. It has been told, proven, demonstrated, served with your dinner on national TV, plastered on billboards in front of your kids’ school and associated with the unlikeliest products (who’s never been sold toilet bleach by a woman in a leather suit?)… but what I never thought I’d see is this:

Cork producers probably hope to sell you the dream…. use a cork and get laid. If you don’t, you won’t.

(And I probably need to mention that this is part of a $22 million promotional campaign for cork…. Money well spent? You tell me!)